me doing sports
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
taco bell: may i take your order
me: can i have an order of
spicy-vagina-tacos THIS IS LITERALLY A SPICY VAGINA TACO
how the FUCK did you find my nudes
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
wiz khalifa’s son is dressed better than i dress myself like damn